You know why? You want to know why? Because I’m sitting here at the most boring job in the world – and I have nothing to do. Not even work.
And by nothing, I mean nothing that is pressing. Nothing that is screaming out to be done. Nothing that is like pile of swept-up dust waiting to be thrown away. Nothing like a four-day old pile of laundry waiting to be cleaned.
Not even reading the news. Which I’ve done… about 800 times already.
Apparently Kanye West is considering proposing to Kim Kardashian.
Yeah, I don’t know why either. Yeah, same here. Don’t care.
I’ve also checked every known media website for How I Met Your Mother season 8 spoilers… APPARENTLY NO ONE CARES THAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN IN SEASON 8.
If the producers/creators/actors/writers of HIMYM really cared about their fans, they’d let me in on their secrets.
Moving on…. I want to start a blog. A fashion blog. I also want to start a travel blog.
Neither of which are going to happen. So I’ll just leave it at that.
You know what else? This post has nothing to do with purple dragons.
Well, it does. If I were on drugs, I would see purple or not-so-purple dragons. But I’m not. I’m just drunk on boredom. And you know what happens when I’m drunk on boredom?
I get snarky. Sarcastic. Bored. Cynical. Pessimistic. and pedantic.
So I just talk. and talk and talk and talk. And that’s the way it is.
I’ll leave you with this thought:
I’m too bored to even think of a thought to leave you with.
But I think that it’s always important to leave you with something beautiful.
And I leave you with this. My current obsession. that is… one of many current obsessions. (one of them being How I Met Your Mother… if you hadn’t noticed).